middle of the mall

Ordinary at best. Something that may seem cool initially, but in reality will not last in the long run. Just like a product you might buy at a kiosk in the middle of the mall

"Yo Terry! Check out my new kicks."
"Ha Boi, nobody like yo middle of the mall ass sketchers."

by Swag Captain 12 April 13, 2016

Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 3, 2021

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022