Microwave Oven 

Possibly, mankind's most finest invention. "Cooking without fire!" It is also this Urban Dictionary Contributor's opinion that the Microwave Oven is the implied 2001 A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick "Ape Tool" that will eventually define our demise. It represents all that is good and all that is bad. This rectangular box's start button, in analogy, is the nuclear death of all mankind or the provider of sustenance for the millions in need. In spoken word we toy with its implied, "Age of Destruction" capabilities. See 'Nuke This' in the Urban Dictionary

The next time you heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in this "box without fire," you should remember one fact. There will come a time when someone wants your hot and toasty ham and cheese sandwich..., which button will we have pushed?

Same as the Charles Nobel Peace Prize, the inventor of the Microwave Oven could be the founder of the next like charitable institution.

Microwave Oven by gravy111 November 21, 2010

microwave oven 

A device that heats up food very fast. Often shortened to ''microwave''.

I need to pop some popcorn in my microwave oven.

microwave oven by David March 6, 2004

Microwave Oven 

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

Microwave Oven by gravy111 November 23, 2010

Microwave Oven 

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

Microwave Oven by TX2420OK May 30, 2016

microwave oven transformer 

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

microwave oven transformer by smoking & vaping is for losers July 17, 2025

dutch microwave oven 

Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench

When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.

dutch microwave oven by skooter aka cupcake August 13, 2009

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens 

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.

George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens by RockingRoller August 18, 2011