Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

by jim townsend February 4, 2010

Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

microblogging

Internet bloggers or Blog site that only blogs on a very narrow subject matter and nothing else.

I don't blog at that site anymore. They only allow microblogging about ass boils.

by JohnnyStar25 May 5, 2008

microblogging

Microblogging is a form of blogging that allows users to write brief text updates (usually less than 200 characters) and publish them. Among the early popular microblogging services are Twitter and Jaiku.

People have been microblogging since the late 1990s. Back then of course, not even the word 'blog' had been coined yet, but that shouldn't stop a real geek.

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

Microbiology

The study of your pp

Damn, I can't believe there's a study named after your pp. It's called Microbiology.

by PiersNivan October 6, 2019

Microbiology

The study of bacteria and shit. Biology that sucks.

I have to go to microbiology today. It sucks.

by Kellie Jo February 11, 2009

Microflogging

The art of sharing every single thought in your brain on a social network.

Derived from 'Microblogging' and 'Flogging a dead horse',
Often occurs from not receiving enough attention from ones Peers.

The irony being the more they blog/flog the less attention they receive!

I've defriended, and Unfollowed Jules. He's just been microflogging! What a DBag!!

by BigWill88 October 27, 2012