microkini

The smallest bikini or thong that covers only the barest minimum. First pioneered by Australian manufactures, now available worldwide. Very rare to be found on public beaches and pools, but worn only by the most brave and bold.

Did you see that girl in the tiny microkini?

by mtaller January 14, 2005

microsniffer

A brown-nosing teacher's pet type whose subtle behavior flies under most people's radar.

My office mate's reputation for being a charismatic microsniffer is well-known by the old timers.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

micromind

A mind so astoundingly tiny that it is almost imperceptible.

Suffering from a clear case of micromind, the Moron in Chief is willing to tweetily pontificate on many topics.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear

My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis

by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.

My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.

by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

by t1na November 14, 2005