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michigan football 

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.
You mom sucks like michigan football
michigan football by Exhortera November 1, 2007
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michigan football 

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.
Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3
michigan football by Randy33333 August 27, 2006

michigan football 

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.
The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.
michigan football by jordan s August 18, 2006

Michigan Football 

Funny Huh? lol

O-H-I-O
That chick was ugly, she looked like michigan football.

Hey Jim, What Matt? That guy tried to suck my dick. I think they call that playing michigan football in that state up north.
Michigan Football by buckeyefan101 September 23, 2009

Michigan Football Uniform

A reference to a woman with an attractive body but an ugly face.
Dude, that chick is a Michigan Football Uniform...great uniform, fucked up helmet!
Michigan Football Uniform by Grabke September 9, 2009
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