Michelada

Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.

Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.

Michelada by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010

Michelada

An alcoholic drink made with cerveza(Mexican lager), tomato juice/chelada, lime juice, sometimes garnished similar to a Bloody Mary (celery stick, olives, maybe a shrimp, and a spicy salty rim). Make it a super by adding a shot of tequila.

Let's go get micheladas and Mexican food, I know the perfect place!

Michelada by Beckers_dog April 27, 2016

Michelada

A Mexican cocktail made with beer, tomato and lime juices, sauces and spices.

I’m feeling hungover I need a michelada, bring me some Pinches Miches!

Michelada by chakkis November 24, 2021

Michelada Special 

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

Michelada Special by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

michela 

michela is a beautiful exotic girl with light brown eyes and dark hair, everyone loves michela for her intellect, sympathy and kindness. Any man would be lucky to have such a gorgeous girl like michela!

michela is such a nice person
wow that guy is so lucky he’s with michela

michela by _.y._ September 29, 2018

Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.

Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!

Michelangelo by anonymous78634 May 8, 2021

Michela 

Michela is generally a usually Italian girl, with caramel eyes and dark blond hair, dwarf like few others. Usually she always shows herself as an always positive girl, who makes her good life, having a good time ... but in many moments when she is alone, she feels depressed and melancholy, even without a valid reason. A Michela is very touchy and does not have much patience, so be careful not to make her angry, because otherwise she will literally explode and trust that it is not a good show. You better not mess with a Michela, because when someone bothers her or above all from annoying her friends, she goes crazy, she becomes a beast and is capable of literally doing anything.She really becomes the badass bitch ever if she want to. Apart from that you can completely trust a michela because with her you can always feel at ease, accepted, and happy. Everyone should have a Michela in their life, it can be really useful, (apart from the fact that it will make you TOO MANY figures of sh*t). In addition, a Michela is always looking for knowledge and relationships, so if you want to know a michela, take and write them immediately because she doesn't wait for anything else. A Michela also has style when she commits herself, and if she wants, she will ALWAYS reach her goals.

x:goodness, that boredom, I open instagram, but bro, who is she?
y:she is Michela, a friend, cute isn't she?
x:she's beautiful, maybe I should write it
y:obviously
x:but I don't know ... I'm a little ashamed
y:come on, she won't do anything interesting knowing her, and then she likes to get acquainted, and then you, tall, curly hair, handsome and intelligent, look like her type.
x:ok, you convinced me!

Michela by pretty_empathic_0305 May 31, 2020