1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice lime wedge for garnish
Burns going in and out.
Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.
An alcoholic drink made with cerveza(Mexican lager), tomato juice/chelada, lime juice, sometimes garnished similar to a Bloody Mary (celery stick, olives, maybe a shrimp, and a spicy salty rim). Make it a super by adding a shot of tequila.
Let's go get micheladas and Mexican food, I know the perfect place!
A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obeseLatina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.