michael maston 

God

That guy is a michael maston

michael maston by Mbmn March 21, 2017

Michael Mason 

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.

Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.

Michael Mason by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018

Michael Mason 

Michael Mason is the official nickname for the ICC World Test Championship Mace.

The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.

Michael Mason by zkpilot June 25, 2021

Mason Michael Awn 

I miss the old Mason. At this time I gotta say I wanna meet Mason.

Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.

Mason Michael Awn get out of the fucking freezer.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.

Mason Michael Awn by shitter75 April 26, 2022

Michael Porter Mason 

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason

This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh

Michael Porter Mason by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023

Mason Michael Awn 

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.

- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."

Mason Michael Awn by EldenJohn April 28, 2022