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Michael Mason
A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.
Michael Mason by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018
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The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.
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Mason Michael Awn
I miss the old Mason. At this time I gotta say I wanna meet Mason.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason Michael Awn get out of the fucking freezer.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
Mason Michael Awn by shitter75 April 26, 2022
Michael Porter Mason
He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
Michael Porter Mason by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Mason Michael Awn
A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
Mason Michael Awn by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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