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Michael Johnson 

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.
put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"
Michael Johnson by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Michael-John

Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.
1. Damn, Michael-John is really annoying.

Michael John Extreme 

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)
Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

Michael Johnston 

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.
"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."
Michael Johnston by malia & gaby December 30, 2020

Michael John 

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
Michael John by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

John Michael 

The sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He never hesitates to tell you that you're beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. John Michael is always honest, and is the best listener. He has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. He's also the most attractive guy ever. I'm so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.
John Michaels make the best boyfriends.
John Michael by Habr December 13, 2013
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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