An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the
bones of all Mexican boxers.
Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human
bone mass.
While most Mexicans have
trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.
Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his
head and still beat
Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire
skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.