mexican hot pocket 

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

mexican hot pocket by Pokintail May 15, 2010

mexican hot pocket 

Verb.

A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.

We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson

Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?

Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.

Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.

Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.

Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.

mexican hot pocket by Ken Watanabe March 12, 2008

Mexican hot pocket 

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.

Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk

Mexican hot pocket by randomhero565 February 27, 2009

Mexican Hot Pocket 

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.

Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."

Mexican Hot Pocket by Jazlez December 20, 2009

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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

mexican hotpocket by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.

"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.

mexican hotpocket by A. Regar June 26, 2008