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mexican fly

When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.

Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
mexican fly by Natty Bumco September 5, 2008

mexican fly

When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.

Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
mexican fly by natty bumco September 4, 2008

Mexican fly trap 

While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.
Mexican fly trap by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

mexican fly paper 

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling
man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.
mexican fly paper by babyjesus318 August 30, 2009

fly mexican airlines 

To smoke pot or the act of smoking pot
Yo homez, you wanna fly mexican airlines??
fly mexican airlines by sapto August 9, 2006

mexican horse fly 

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.
mexican horse fly by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

Mexican flying saucer 

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant
Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer
Mexican flying saucer by Phoine23 February 2, 2017
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