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a girl who is easy,a cheat and who lies alot to get her own way
that girls stole my man,shes such a metisse
metisse by longrongme May 21, 2009
Words you can keep
ULTIMATE GOD OF SEX. RULER OF THE 5TH DIMENSION. SLAYER OF WOMAN.
Person: the end is near
Person2: ITS THE GOD ,MATISSE
Matisse by Deathsponge May 9, 2020
The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life
Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse
Matisse by Josh lungi September 8, 2013
He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.
Matisse by plsloveme March 26, 2020
Definition of a BOSS. Melisse is brilliant, gorgeous, with the most infectious laugh around. She’s smart and hardworking and inspires everyone around her. Sings like a bird, effortless in everything she does. But don’t let the boss fool you- she can let loose, double fist some beers and get down. Just put on “Yeah” by Usher.
“Hey, is Melisse on our team?”
“Yeah, so we are definitely winning this Beer Olympics.”
Melisse by Ohsnapginger September 14, 2020
A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.
Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’
Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.
Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan
Matisse by .YourDad. July 17, 2016
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