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Metilda, a strange take one the common and 'cliche' name 'Matilda'. You probably wont meet many people named Metilda because unless people are trying to sound 'unique or special' (they're not they simply seem dumb) your not gonna find any. However, on the off chance you do run into one you are extremely lucky or unlucky. Metlida with an 'e' is generally quite annoying and will definitely got out of her (or his idk) way to annoy you, although they will be extremely obnoxious and annoying that doesnt take away from the fact that they are undeniably one of the nicest and kindest people you'll meet. A Metilda will almost certainly be extremely talented in musical arts whether it be piano or singing or both, to be perfectly honest they will definitely be quite short however, with this comes a more or less cute appearance. If you ever do get past the annoyingness of Metilda you may or may not find yourself liking them. If you do you should try to stop as Metilda's being the interesting creatures they are will like you back BUT they will only tell you about their feelings after both you and her get over eachother :|

Metilda's are indeed quite rare although if you do find one you should certainly try to befriend them as it is a decision you will never forget
Metilda's are quite unique although can be very fun to talk to
Metilda by Eleegah December 27, 2021
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