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A midget guido who rocks a unibrow like it's in style.
Nice eyebrows, methodz.
methodz by joes mom December 8, 2006
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Everyone thinks they can be Methodz, but there's only one.
Methodz by Queen November 9, 2003

The Shas Method 

When a Group buy is lacking supporters you run to promote a semi/better song that will come only and only if the group buy which is lacking supporters gets completed in time

You may also use the “Shas Method”to push the group buy that is lacking funds faster by coming up with an excuse that the semi/better song will not be hosted if the group buy lacking funds does not finish

Lastly you also have the option to cancel the group buy at the cost of future group buys
Did you see that group buy lacking funds ? They will probably have to rely on The Shas Method

JIT method 

A method in cost accounting and operations management to reduce excess inventory and control inventory storage costs to maximize profit.
I just adopted a JIT method and it raised my profit by 10 percent and reduced my inventory stock by 25 percent.
JIT method by david faustino October 11, 2012

The Rajeet Method 

The Rajeet Method is an empirical method of acquiring knowledge that has characterized the development of science since at least the 17th century. It involves careful observation, applying rigorous skepticism about what is observed, given that cognitive assumptions can distort how one interprets the observation. It involves joining another persons Discord server and asking for "bob" pictures. experimental and measurement-based testing of deductions drawn from the result of asking for "bob pics"; and refinement (or elimination) of the "bobs" based on the experimental findings. These are principles of the Rajeet Method, as distinguished from a definitive series of steps applicable to all scientific enterprises.
Person 1: Do you know about The Rajeet Method?
Person 2: The Method that helps people get bob pics on discord?
Person 1: Yeah, The Rajeet Method is an empirical method of acquiring knowledge that has characterized the development of science since at least the 17th century. It involves careful observation, applying rigorous skepticism about what is observed, given that cognitive assumptions can distort how one interprets the observation. It involves joining another persons Discord server and asking for "bob" pictures. experimental and measurement-based testing of deductions drawn from the result of asking for "bob pics"; and refinement (or elimination) of the "bobs" based on the experimental findings. These are principles of the Rajeet Method, as distinguished from a definitive series of steps applicable to all scientific enterprises.
The Rajeet Method by RajeetBig April 26, 2020

Methodus Toolz 

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.
JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!
Methodus Toolz by Jim Fear April 23, 2009

Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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