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a big loser who often reminds people of a snake
person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.
Methias by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

Methias Pretesourious 

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.
The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

mathias furenes 

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.
- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.
A big pp chad hacker.
Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*
Mathias by Naudar May 12, 2021
An awesome and down to earth guy who everyone loves. He makes you feel like you are the only one there and makes you feel very very special. He cares and doesn't let other people be mean to his girlfriend. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. Not always in the same language but still. You won't be able to resist the loving and hottness of someone like him.
(love) (cutie) (sweet) (loveable) (irresistable) (Mathias)
Mathias by Love you <3 May 6, 2010

Methasaurus Rex 

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city
Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.
Methasaurus Rex by ericd000e August 31, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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