methias

An unathletic loser with a big forehead

Methias is such a nuisance

by TheRealButFakeRealOne February 1, 2019

Methias

a big loser who often reminds people of a snake

person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.

by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

Methias Pretesourious

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018