methias 

An unathletic loser with a big forehead

Methias is such a nuisance

methias by TheRealButFakeRealOne January 31, 2019

Methias 

a big loser who often reminds people of a snake

person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.

Methias by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

Methias Pretesourious 

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

Methias Pretesourious by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018

mathias furenes 

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.

- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.

mathias furenes by ilikewomenandamstraight January 31, 2022

Mathias 

A big pp chad hacker.

Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*

Mathias by Naudar May 12, 2021

Mathias 

An awesome and down to earth guy who everyone loves. He makes you feel like you are the only one there and makes you feel very very special. He cares and doesn't let other people be mean to his girlfriend. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. Not always in the same language but still. You won't be able to resist the loving and hottness of someone like him.

(love) (cutie) (sweet) (loveable) (irresistable) (Mathias)

Mathias by Love you <3 May 6, 2010

Methasaurus Rex 

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city

Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.

Methasaurus Rex by ericd000e August 31, 2010