Definitions by Mammal_mans

dirty durant

When you stick your finger up the teachers poop shoot without her noticing whilst twisting violently with an angry face.

No way! He just did the dirty Durant!!!

dirty durant by Mammal_mans April 18, 2020

Methias Pretesourious 

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

Methias Pretesourious by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018