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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.
Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.
Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011

Methasaurus Rex 

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city
Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.
Methasaurus Rex by ericd000e August 31, 2010
Causing laughter and humour, but at the same time very scary and frightful.(Scary)

Very lovable and hot.(Sexy)

(Mostly the first definition)
You just methara'd the heck outta me
Methara by Mishmishh November 30, 2018

Methalated 

To be completely high on CrystalMeth.
Dane: Are you methalated or what?

Will: Yeah, I smoked way too much crack this morning..
Methalated by Taylor sq January 16, 2008
A girl who is most likely weird and doesn't do anything of "the norm"! Very few girls are named this which makes it unique in every way possible! Could be used as a word meaning "cool" or "weirdo".
That girl is a Metaya for sure!
Metaya by RubyTheDragon December 16, 2015
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