meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!

meter maid by The Spartender March 17, 2008

meter maid

A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.

See also revenue police.

Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!

meter maid by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

meter maid by Astr01 March 12, 2010

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

meter maid by uyums January 2, 2009

Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing

Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid

Meter Maid by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023

meter-maid 

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

meter-maid by K Jacobs May 15, 2007

Armchair Meter Maid 

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

Armchair Meter Maid by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023