mesticals

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Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

Words you can keep

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

Wise Mystical Tree by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Musicals

A great thing on this good green earth. One of the most entertaining enjoyable things to watch or be apart of. They are very wonderful no matter what there about. You could write a musical about potatoes and watch it and enjoy it. I myself watched a musical about a white boy gang and a Mexican gang that ballet danced in Brooklyn. I loved it

Musicals are my forth favorite thing in the universe!

Musicals by befriended by loyal lunatics February 2, 2016

Musicals

The literal best thing that ever happened to the planet.

Omg, musicals!

Musicals by Ha that’s funny December 9, 2019

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!

Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh

Wise Mystical Tree by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Mystical

A unique and beautiful girl.
May be different but that's what's makes her special. Very creative and loves art from dancing & singing to drawing & writing. Born to shine. Very nice and loves to help others might be shy at 1st but when she trusts you. Your going to know everything bout her. One thing for sure never say anything to defender a Mystical. Cause you'll never be more scared of anything in your life.

Kat. omg is that a Mystical

Cas. Ya she's my bff
Logan. Idc who's her friend she's gorgeous

Mystical by Heartless 365^/ August 22, 2017

Mystical Sprout-Eater

A name used to describe anyone who is either mystical, eats an abundancy of sprouts or is just an amazing person in general.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you see that man climbing that skyscraper?!
Guy 2: Yep, he is one mystical sprout-eater!

Mystical Sprout-Eater by YouCanCallMeBrian September 1, 2013

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026