Metashitical 

Some hing involving metashitics: the study of the reality of shit and piss

'Have you heard Einstein's theory of metashitical reality, "Every poo poo time is a pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is a poo poo time",

Metashitical by Try finger September 17, 2022

metaphipicallincalsonapoleonicflu 

a really really really long word that is a synonym for influenza. a synonym used to confuse rather than to make life simple.

"dude, i got metaphipicallincalsonapoleonicflu!"
"holy crap! that must be like some kind of new cancer!"
"nope! just a weird word i learned on the internet thats a synonyme for the flu!"

metaphipicallincalsonapoleonicflu by thedudethatdrumsalot July 16, 2008

metastical 

when something happens so in your face it's that fantastic as to almost be unbelievable.

That comment on Twitter about my quote being used in a real news article is metastical! Pinch me and see if i'm real.

metastical by inursha June 17, 2021