metapause 

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause

She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.

metapause by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016

Metapause 

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

Metapause by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022

Metapause 

A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.

Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”

Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”

Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”

Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”

Metapause by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025

mamapause 

The time from when a woman gets pregnant and her menstrual cycle stops producing a period, and after the birth of the baby when the menstrual cycle resumes producing a period.

My wife is still nursing and since she hasn't had a period yet her mamapause has been 2 years. Lucky for her!

mamapause by postmaned November 14, 2011

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006