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Loch Nessie Messie 

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
Loch Nessie Messie by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?
Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))
all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now
Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat
Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger 

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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