A common greeting used to say "hi" or "hello" when meeting someone. It is a friendly way to start a conversation, whether with a friend, stranger, or acquaintance. Similar to "hi" or "hello" in English, it can be used at any time of the day and is generally seen as polite and welcoming.
A Merkaba is an inner spaceship temple. "Mer" means Light. "Ka" means Spirit. "Ba" means Body. It is the divine light vehicle used by ascended masters to connect with and reach those in tune with the higher realms.
It was high noon and I was tripping balls and freaking out! Then I saw a Merkaba for the first time in my life. I started floating in outer space and could even smell bacon! I knew everything was going to be alright. {merkabah} {freezerburn} {highnoon}
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.