meopia 

Incorrectly using "I" instead of "me" in sentences out of the fear that "me" is incorrect.

A: The writing award will be shared between William and I.
B: Did the judges suffer from meopia as well?

meopia by No Clever Nickname September 22, 2022

Meopham Rascal

Two hair cuts in one, shaved around the back and sides with a long fringe. Some veriations of the Meopham Rascal have a chunk of hair missing from one side. Originates from Meopham, Kent. Visit Meopham today to see many examples.

What a terrible haircut.. you've had a propa Meopham Rascal

Meopham Rascal by Garygetinvolved October 29, 2010

mopia 

Some wholesome community built around CLEAN

Hey join mopia, discord server code SNyMzQG

mopia by 46ixapotoc January 18, 2020

Rectal Myopia 

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Myopia 

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

Myopia by jaffabuster November 8, 2009

Meopham Rascal

A naughty French crop like hair cut with a chunk taken out of the side, originating in Meopham Kent.

That guys got a naughty haircut" "Thats a proper Meopham Rascal

Meopham Rascal by Cheesemfc October 29, 2010

myopian 

An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

myopian by A Hacker September 1, 2006