meopia

Incorrectly using "I" instead of "me" in sentences out of the fear that "me" is incorrect.

A: The writing award will be shared between William and I.
B: Did the judges suffer from meopia as well?

by No Clever Nickname September 22, 2022

Meopham Rascal

Two hair cuts in one, shaved around the back and sides with a long fringe. Some veriations of the Meopham Rascal have a chunk of hair missing from one side. Originates from Meopham, Kent. Visit Meopham today to see many examples.

What a terrible haircut.. you've had a propa Meopham Rascal

by Garygetinvolved October 29, 2010

mopia

Some wholesome community built around CLEAN

Hey join mopia, discord server code SNyMzQG

by 46ixapotoc January 18, 2020

Rectal Myopia

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Myopia

Short-sightedness (Myopic - suffering from Myopia)

A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.

by jaffabuster November 8, 2009

Meopham Rascal

A naughty French crop like hair cut with a chunk taken out of the side, originating in Meopham Kent.

That guys got a naughty haircut" "Thats a proper Meopham Rascal

by Cheesemfc October 29, 2010

myopian

An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

by A Hacker September 1, 2006