meopia
A: The writing award will be shared between William and I.
B: Did the judges suffer from meopia as well?
B: Did the judges suffer from meopia as well?
meopia by No Clever Nickname September 22, 2022
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Meopham Rascal
Two hair cuts in one, shaved around the back and sides with a long fringe. Some veriations of the Meopham Rascal have a chunk of hair missing from one side. Originates from Meopham, Kent. Visit Meopham today to see many examples.
Meopham Rascal by Garygetinvolved October 29, 2010
mopia
mopia by 46ixapotoc January 18, 2020
Rectal Myopia
The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.
Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.
Rectal Myopia by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012
Myopia
A:Can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.
B: Sorry, I can't, I suffer from Myopia.
A: Sorry to hear that. What is it?
B: I'm short-sighted. I can't see myself helping you.
Myopia by jaffabuster November 8, 2009
Meopham Rascal
A naughty French crop like hair cut with a chunk taken out of the side, originating in Meopham Kent.
Meopham Rascal by Cheesemfc October 29, 2010
myopian
An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.
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