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mental fap 

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.
guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."

guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
mental fap by craundizzle August 31, 2006
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Mentalrape 

An act where a guy surprisingly jumps on a person who is sitting,then he humps the person's head with his crotch.
Man I got mentalraped by Ivan!
Mentalrape by Mislav383 June 4, 2013

Mentalrape 

When a person talks sexually and verbally it gets to you and you get hard
That was when I put my dick inside of her and she said I feel raped mentally and physically, a mentalrape
Mentalrape by BP1* March 22, 2019
n/ one who enjoys varieties of food and appreciates It’s pure deliciousness. One who could potentially manifest physical fatness due to their love for food.
If a mentalfat mindset occupied anothers body who is susceptible to gaining weight due to their genetics or metal volume. , they would be both mentally and physically fat. This is because In many cases, mentalfats are prevented from gaining excessive amounts of weight.
Mentalfat by Phifipho July 16, 2020
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