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Menorca

A beautiful island in the Balaeric Islands, off the coast of Spain. Heavily forested and has many centuries-old buildings. The local languages are Spanish and Catalonian but most locals speak good English. The food includes stuff like a burger with a whole egg on top. Very quiet and laid-back.
I visited Menorca and it was great!
by Diamond volcano February 26, 2021
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Menorca

hot as all fuck, dont come hear if u have fair skin and/or are white
guy 1: shit im covered in blisters from my menorca sunburns
guy 2: oof
by R.Sanchez June 8, 2022
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The Dirty Menorah

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
by justplainnuts December 1, 2009
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Menorahty

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.
Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty
by Herschel Rosenstein January 2, 2010
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human menorah

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah
by george spot December 15, 2007
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Mynorca

A known word and expansion of the word into a phrase or a sentence in such a way that the meaning of the word is explained or described, perhaps in a funny way. The word can be thought of an an acronym of the expansion, though in fact it is not. Hence Mynorca is the reverse of Acronym. Mynorca refers to the word and its expansion taken together.
Example 1)FAMILY -- Father and Mother Intensely Love You.
Here Family is the word that is expanded to the sentence that follows. The meaning of the word Family is given. Thus "Falmily" may be thought of as an acronym of "Father and Mother Intensely Love You". The first line in this example (both the word and its expansion) taken togeher is a Mynorca. Example 2)BRA -- Boobs Raising Aid (or Breast Reshaping Aid). Usage: I could not resist smiling when my friend came with a mynorca for BRA, which was:- "Boobs Raising Aid"
by Padmanabha Vyasamoorthy May 16, 2006
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Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."
Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.
by dien furer September 2, 2010
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