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A menerva is a quite strict figure but if and when you come across one they will soften up and be a shoulder for you to cry on .They will protect you like their life depends upon it.If you come across a menerva you will be the luckiest person in the world so don't let go of them everyone needs a menerva to support them in your life.
I'm a menerva cry on my shoulder
menerva by Lovexoxo October 28, 2020
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Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

Minerva McGonagall 

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
Minerva McGonagall by nonojuststop October 13, 2019
She was the virgin goddess of warriors, poetry, medicine, wisdom, commerce, weaving, crafts, and the inventor of music.1 She is often depicted with an owl, her sacred creature and, through this connection, a symbol of wisdom. She's also the most amazing girl in the world
Minerva is so amazing.

Minerva drives me crazy
Minerva by j_rockstar June 27, 2009
1.An unusual greek name for girls.
2.The goddess of wisdom and war.
3.It's used to describe wisdom and beauty.
jennifer, thank you for your words of wisdom--you are a minerva.
minerva by hawt chickkk December 31, 2008
1. The best person in the world
2. If you are called Minerva and you are reading this you are amazing. Yo are a person who has really clear ideas and you will defend them as a warrior. You are precious, and your eyes are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Minerva I love you.
3. Goddes of wisdom and strategic warfare, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy.
4. You are a goddess
Minerva is an amazing person
Minerva by Elquenastequiere November 23, 2021
A minerva is a state where a lot of emotions are presents and you can’t seem to grasp and use only one of the emotions you’re feeling.
‘I’m just feeling a Minerva rn’
Minerva by Ziv the ziv December 28, 2021
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