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Melted Snowman 

Bartender, can I get a melted snowman.
Melted Snowman by CC022 June 26, 2020

Melted Snowman 

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
Melted Snowman by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

Melted Snowman 

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Melted Snowman by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

melted a snowman 

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...
melted a snowman by slushee November 28, 2018
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