melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 01, 2022

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A water shot

Bartender, can I get a melted snowman.

by CC022 June 27, 2020

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Melting Snowman

When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.

Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.

by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019

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melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 29, 2018

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It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021

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