melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 29, 2018

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melted Snowman

A water shot

Bartender, can I get a melted snowman.

by CC022 June 27, 2020

Melting Snowman

When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.

Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.

by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018