A cry for help originating in the comic Dilbert after one of the employees is being loud and another threatens to pound his head into his torso. Commonly used by the socially awkward.

Melp! I need to find someone but can't because I don't know how to talk to people!

Melp by E.A.Kirkette July 20, 2019

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1. (noun) A person that cannot pronounce the word Melt.
2. (noun) An idiot that thinks highly of themselves.
3. (verb) The action of pushing someone with great physical force.

1/2. "Screw him, he's such a melp!"
3. "You touch me one more time, I'm gonna melp you!!!"

Melp by Person 88892034 May 5, 2019

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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

melp by Meghan V.B. July 21, 2008

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An unappealing object/thing, lying somewhere in between bad and neutral judgment, commonly used for food or a creative product such as a book or movie.

"Wow that new Marvel movie was melp"

"I was hoping it wasn't melp this time"

"God that Sloppy Joe was Melp"

"The book was slightly above melp"

"That restaurant was kinda melp"

Melp by eulbeulb February 24, 2024

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The act of putting your penis in a hot substance or machine such as a oven or boiling water. To sag and increase its size.

Melp/Melping/Melped

"I was melping so hard last night" - You
"Oh sick I heard it makes you better at Rainbow Six Siege" - Your friend

Melp by Comtcreator February 26, 2024

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