t-diddy's definitions

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

to chillax

to relax, to chill

T-Diddy: Wud up, foo?
M-Diddy: I'm just maxin' out, chillaxin' by the pool wit all my bitches and hos! Word to yo mama, holmes.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

Plastic queen

A girl that should be hot but isn't because she wears too much make up and is comparible to products manufactured by mattel.

I'd do her but she is too much of a plastic queen....She tries to hard..

by T-diddy March 10, 2004

Aspitasrophic

the final event of the dramatic action especially of an awsome nature

Jolly pulled an aspitastrophic maneuver in trafic today. He's Aspitastrophical!

by T-Diddy March 1, 2004

sexuation

A situation of a sexual nature.

Kelly and Brian's date turned into a real sexuation when they started kinoodling in public.

by T-Diddy March 1, 2004

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

mOBSCENE

A gathering to have fun. However the activities are offensive to politicians and
other authority figures.

The kids were burning shit and doing drugs,
it was a total mOBSCENE

by T-diddy March 10, 2004