melonkop 

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

melonkop by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

melontop 

1.head

2.getting oral sex

1. ima bust yo melontop nigga
2.wassup wit the melon top bitch

melontop by Almighty Devo September 1, 2014

melonkoover 

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

melonkoover by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017

Melonophile 

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

Melonophile by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020