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Definitions by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK

Melonophile 

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.
Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"