Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

Melonophile by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020

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melophile

one who obsessively loves music to no end.

She is such a melophile!

melophile by amber oacer February 11, 2009

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Melonophile • melanophile • Melanophilia • melophile • menophile

Melanophilia

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

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menophile

a person who is turned on with anything to do with a woman's menstrual blood

she loved that he was a menophile as she got horny during her period.

menophile by duf fer September 2, 2014

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melanophile

a person who is attracted to or sexualizes the color black.

i like how black dresses look on me!, I'm a melanophile

melanophile by mani python October 27, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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