melon ball 

An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination

Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!

melon ball by abigailBASS October 5, 2008

zest carrot melon ball 

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

zest carrot melon ball by log_cabin February 19, 2023

Melon Balling 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

Melon Balling by Meatman January 15, 2006

Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

Melon Balling 

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

Melon Balling by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

Melon Balling 

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

Melon Balling by Belldemon July 7, 2006