An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
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Get the Muddy Melon Baller mug.The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
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