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Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"
1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.
Rusty Mekateen by max nova July 4, 2009
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Merrative 

The wedding of 'meta' and 'narrative'. The story behind or as the backdrop of a story. The master story. The whole story. The meta-narrative.
The speaker's story wasn't fully understood until she shared the merrative with the audience.
Merrative by herbybell March 21, 2010
All round a nice person but beware for her hot temper cos she would destroy you. She has loads of mates and is a very likeable person and hates when people dont like her.
There goes Meerat with all her friends
meerat by b4plyer August 15, 2017
a person, or thing, that has a slight "twitch", and constantly mummbles meheew
slang for someone being "slow"....in this case youd call them a meekrat
meekrat by Reed Cochran-Bray December 28, 2008
A Merkrat is a person or thing that has done some pretty thug or crazy stuff. A Merkrat can also be someone who knows how to mac it with the ladies. It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Most Merkrats do what they want and usually get away with it.
He was a Merkrat when he hooked up with his girlfriends mother.
Merkrat by Big Lee Money November 2, 2010

high tinker mekkatorque 

King of Gnomes on World of Warcraft.
He, himself, is a gnome.
a very sexy gnome
with green glowing goggles
nerd 1: I wanna steal High Tinker Mekkatorque's sexy goggles. I'm sure they'd look a lot better on my lvl 56 Night Elf Rogue.
nerd 2: oh hell yeah. That would turn me on.
nerd 1: yeah same... then i can take its armour off and it will be even sexier!
nerd 2: Oh man, this is way better than looking at porn.
high tinker mekkatorque by marlixx January 13, 2008