meekrat

a person, or thing, that has a slight "twitch", and constantly mummbles meheew

slang for someone being "slow"....in this case youd call them a meekrat

by Reed Cochran-Bray December 28, 2008

Meekrat

What an illiterate burn victim calls an obnoxiously fresh individual through subliminals and sneak dissing. Most often a misspelling of "meerkat"

Kimi: "That bitch over there is a meekrat"

Guhl #2: "Don't you mean 'meerkat'?"

Kimi: "Nah son, she a meekrat. FOH"

by Ill Community August 30, 2010

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017

Meerkating

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019