*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s
sprite.
McDonald’s employees:
sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll
die in a crash cuz this
shit hits
hardStupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*