meishang

A Meishang is rare to find in the wild. Meishangs are unique and untameable, or at least that’s what they like to think. In truth, a Meishang is as transparent as water, wearing their hearts on their sleeves. They channel their inner vulnerability as ferocity, choosing to be mad rather than sad. A Meishang is like a wild cat, irresistible and charming, but with claws to scratch your eyeballs out when they’re pissed. Meishangs can be lured into most things with food and ease of transportation. An unwilling Meishang in an unpleasant environment will tolerate hostilities as long as the food is decent and can get away when needed. However, beware if one or both of these requirements are lacking. Meishangs can be nasty when having to go hungry or trapped in a moribund situation.

Although mild and pretty in meaning, a Meishang has many latent onion-like layers that await to be unravelled by a willing partner who will engage them honestly. Meishangs believe in tough love. Don’t be looking to them for softly enabling words of support and kindness. But if you’re willing to take the tough road of friendship with a Meishang, you can be guaranteed that a Meishang will always love you and give you the utmost loyalty. A relationship with a Meishang is hard but rewarding battle and definitely not for the light of heart.

Person: We should get Meishang to come over for the party!
Person B: Not unless there’s food and someone to drive them back home.

meishang by A Wild Meishang Appears! November 24, 2021

Meishag 

A term used to describe an extremely good looking talented woman, who is absolutely stunning however carries STI’s

‘Scored myself a meishag last night, dunno whether that’s a good or bad thing’
‘Good one mate id love a meishag’

Meishag by mamsahoe September 28, 2019

Meishag 

This word has many meanings. This phrase originated in the Cumbria area:
1. A term to emphasis how good something is or how true it is.
2. A very contagious fast spreading STI, this can be lethal and started in the Cumbria area.
3. A professional baker, who has a strong

presence in the community.

1. “That’s too true meishag”
2. “Oh did you get meishag, off meisha.”
3. “I love meishag and her cheesecakes”

Meishag by Army man Paul October 27, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008