Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.

No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.

Michael Mell by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019

michael mell

Michael Mell is a character in the sci fi novel Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, and the subsequent musical that was based off the novel

MICHAEL MELL IS SUCH A PURE CHARACTER!!

michael mell by drowninginfandoms May 26, 2017

Micheal mell

PERFECT HUMAN BEING, a gay guy from be more chill, the musical, he is all mighty famous for "Micheal in the bathroom"

Micheal mell is a perfect human

Micheal mell by Agr8person February 8, 2018

Michael Mell

Michael Mell is the best friend of Jeremy Heere in the musical/play/novel Be More Chill

He is known to be a retro kind of guy, from driving a PT Cruiser and listening to Bob Marley to loving 7-11 and having a pac man tattoo

Michael’s not yet to be known as a part of the LGBTQ+ but he does sport a rainbow patch on his signature Red Hoodie

Known from the first song of the musical, More Than Survive Michael does smoke the devils lettuce, he also does own a pair of marijuana socks

Michael is a fan favorite, plus he has gay moms soo his odds of being gay are kinda high (like him right now)

Is Michael mell gay?
Who is Michael mell (antisocial)

Michael Mell by Boyf_Riend Shiper March 19, 2020

Melle Mel

The rapper who forever changed the world of Hip-Hop.

"It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under."

Melle Mel by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026