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The coolest mofo anyone could know. Said to be one of the smartest and wisest in any social circle. Even those people who call themselves God utterly respect him and try not to piss him off. He is a raging sex machine but even then humble af. He is healthy as a horse and if anyone he can make angels......
Oh my God, he is so Mehlam!!!!!
He is the most Mehlam guy I have ever seen.
mehlam by TheDarkGod May 2, 2018
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Mellamo Moment 

When you have vigorous gay sex with someone
"Yo he fucked a guy? Damn what a Mellamo Moment."
Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.
I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.
mehlman by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006

Mellambie 

Oh snap, he's such a mellambie
Mellambie by heyzeus17 January 2, 2004
when your food supply has been poisoned by some unknown toxic plastic chemical from a third world country. Experts agree that we should not worry and keep eating because it is healthy for the stock market.
Dude, after eating that taco, I swear that I have been melamined.

meglamaniac 

A person who is obsessed with their power
Your such a meglamaniac
meglamaniac by Softball2737 February 25, 2018
An adjective created to describe people who are both mean and lame, but mostly lame.
Carmina is melame because she adores Chris.
Melame by Mr. Turtle Man December 28, 2009