megraw

That chap who is well known around the boat who excessively gives blow jobs to whom ever comes by. Megraws can often be males or females.

"Man, I just got the best blow job by megraw down by the lake."

by thebaddest June 17, 2014

stiff mcgraw

a feeling from within a cowboy.

yeehaw! i feel a stiff mcgraw a brewin inside me.

by drfinkelpuffvoldemort November 30, 2010

McGraw Hill

The only company worse than Comcast. McGraw-Hill is a very popular college textbook publisher, known for overpricing their textbooks, and charging a small fortune for online homework access codes. They will squeeze every last cent out of your ass and have their prices set at a point to make college students suffer the most. They work very hard at removing virtual copies of their textbook online, circulating via torrents and other P2P file-sharing sites, instead to charge students a fortune for access to their textbook which only lasts for a year. The online versions of the textbook are often locked up tighter than a hipster's jeans with DRM. They have gone so far as to change content in the international versions of their textbooks, which often sell for approximately half the price, just so the international editions cannot be used and instead have to end up selling your soul to the University Bookstore.

A: Just bought textbooks!
B: Really? How much?
A: $4000. McGraw Hill really screwed me over.
B: Did you get financial aid?
A: No. I'm going to have to get a 4th job to pay for all this shit. Either that or find a way to lower the price of ramen.

by HHCircletwerk February 1, 2015

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009

Raw Dawg McGraw

A male who Habitually Has Sex With Females, whom he has just met, Without A Condom (Raw Dog) even though he has sworn off Raw Dogging repeatidly. Usually A Male In His Late 20's who is trying to be more responsible with his sexual escapades.

Person 1: "Yo Kid, Did You Beat Them Guts Last Night?"
Guy 2: "Yeeeaahh Boy! I Killed The Pussy"
Person 1: "Did You Wrap It Up Though?!?!"
Guy 2: "Naw... I Didnt have a Rubber, She Said She Was Clean Though..."
Person 1: "HAHA! Daaammnn! Raw Dawg McGraw wit yours!"

Originated in Lexington, KY and Commonly Used In Cincinnati, OH

by Skyline Chilli Dogger January 15, 2010

feathers mcgraw

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.

Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Megawhore

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009