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That chap who is well known around the boat who excessively gives blow jobs to whom ever comes by. Megraws can often be males or females.
"Man, I just got the best blow job by megraw down by the lake."
megraw by thebaddest June 17, 2014
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stiff mcgraw 

a feeling from within a cowboy.
yeehaw! i feel a stiff mcgraw a brewin inside me.
stiff mcgraw by drfinkelpuffvoldemort November 30, 2010
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McGraw Hill 

The only company worse than Comcast. McGraw-Hill is a very popular college textbook publisher, known for overpricing their textbooks, and charging a small fortune for online homework access codes. They will squeeze every last cent out of your ass and have their prices set at a point to make college students suffer the most. They work very hard at removing virtual copies of their textbook online, circulating via torrents and other P2P file-sharing sites, instead to charge students a fortune for access to their textbook which only lasts for a year. The online versions of the textbook are often locked up tighter than a hipster's jeans with DRM. They have gone so far as to change content in the international versions of their textbooks, which often sell for approximately half the price, just so the international editions cannot be used and instead have to end up selling your soul to the University Bookstore.
A: Just bought textbooks!
B: Really? How much?
A: $4000. McGraw Hill really screwed me over.
B: Did you get financial aid?
A: No. I'm going to have to get a 4th job to pay for all this shit. Either that or find a way to lower the price of ramen.
McGraw Hill by HHCircletwerk February 1, 2015

megraine 

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.
"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

Raw Dawg McGraw 

A male who Habitually Has Sex With Females, whom he has just met, Without A Condom (Raw Dog) even though he has sworn off Raw Dogging repeatidly. Usually A Male In His Late 20's who is trying to be more responsible with his sexual escapades.
Person 1: "Yo Kid, Did You Beat Them Guts Last Night?"
Guy 2: "Yeeeaahh Boy! I Killed The Pussy"
Person 1: "Did You Wrap It Up Though?!?!"
Guy 2: "Naw... I Didnt have a Rubber, She Said She Was Clean Though..."
Person 1: "HAHA! Daaammnn! Raw Dawg McGraw wit yours!"

Originated in Lexington, KY and Commonly Used In Cincinnati, OH

feathers mcgraw 

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.
Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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