meet and greet 

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.

The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.

meet and greet by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2009

meet and greet 

To hook up with someone before knowing the person, similar to one night stand.

"Dude, do you actually know that girl or was it more of a meet and greet?"

meet and greet by stella cool June 22, 2009

Meet and Greet 

Code for blowjob or fellatio.

It was that time of the month, so I got my boyfriend off with a meet and greet.

Meet and Greet by TS - the texas shocker April 29, 2010

Awkward meet and greet 

The concept of taking 2 people who have an embarrassing connection with each other (whether it's an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, someone who got rejected by that person at a prior time, or just 2 people who have been known not to like each other) and introducing them to each other as if it's the first time they've ever met, thus making the situation very awkward. The best way is to push them close to each other and force them to shake hands.

This can be fun as a way to get small revenge on someone, or just for a good laugh. It's better doing it in a public place with a larger crowd such as a concert, sporting event, ect.

An awkward meet and greet, however, should NEVER be done with 2 people who are known to have a serious issue with one another, as it could lead to further problems if both people are unaware of the joke. Do at own risk.

John is with his best friend Bill at a concert where he sees Rachel, a girl Bill had asked out a few times but kept getting denied by with lame excuses.

John: (walking over to Rachel) Rachel, Rachel!

Rachel: What's up?

John: You've got to come over here to meet my friend (brings her over to Bill and pushes them together forcing them to shake hands)

Rachel and Bill: (Both with uncomfortable looks on their face)

John: Rachel this is Bill, Bill this is Rachel. I'd just thought I'd introduce my 2 good friends to each other.

Rachel: Oh... hey.

Bill: Uh, hey. (Walks away and pulls John with him) You suck, what was that for? That was so awkward.

John: Haha that's payback for not covering me last weekend, nothing like a good ol' awkward meet and greet!

Awkward meet and greet by Do it live! September 22, 2012

bug meet and greet 

Living hell

Time to get eaten alive by bugs at the bug meet and greet

bug meet and greet by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021

Meet, Greet and BEAT 

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

Meet, Greet and BEAT by Frankie2times March 15, 2018