a rare jungle disease extracted by monkeys. Once your infected grow hot pink pubs on your face.
"THERES PEOPLE ON THE STREET GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS...YA THATS WHAT I SAID THERE GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS..now theres junkys with monkeys diseas whos touching these monkeys..PUH-LEASE leave these POOR SICK monkeys alone they have problems enough as it IS!"
^FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.
Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!