Meegs
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meegs
a rare jungle disease extracted by monkeys. Once your infected grow hot pink pubs on your face.
"THERES PEOPLE ON THE STREET GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS...YA THATS WHAT I SAID THERE GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS..now theres junkys with monkeys diseas whos touching these monkeys..PUH-LEASE leave these POOR SICK monkeys alone they have problems enough as it IS!"
^FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
"THERES PEOPLE ON THE STREET GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS...YA THATS WHAT I SAID THERE GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS..now theres junkys with monkeys diseas whos touching these monkeys..PUH-LEASE leave these POOR SICK monkeys alone they have problems enough as it IS!"
^FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
meegs by taylor dongogin January 9, 2008
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Meegs by somethingtoldmetotellyou July 5, 2003
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Meegs by LAKESIMCOE November 24, 2021
Meegs
A jig made of the lowest quality hook and paint. An ice fishing jig that always breaks.
Often used by poachers for fishing whitefish.
"Meeger" A name used for people who poach whitefish.
Often used by poachers for fishing whitefish.
"Meeger" A name used for people who poach whitefish.
My ice fishing jig just broke. Must be a Meegs.
Or
I don't use Meegs, I am not a poacher!
Or
I only keep my legal limit of whitefish. I am not a Meeger.
Or
I don't use Meegs, I am not a poacher!
Or
I only keep my legal limit of whitefish. I am not a Meeger.
Meegs by LAKESIMCOE November 24, 2021
He meets assholes everywhere he goes.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
mr. meeseeks
Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.
Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!
mr. meeseeks by King Mc G June 18, 2014
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