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The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.
Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.
Meatman by Zexaveau January 21, 2020
The meatman...aka Andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman
THat guy is a fucking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. A very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer
meatman by mike oxlong November 18, 2004

Viking Meatman 

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??
Viking Meatman by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010

Meat man 

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man
Meat man by MishamigoRS November 9, 2019

Meat Man 

A Man With A Big Ass Dick

Or

A Man Made Of Meat such as pork, or steak
What A Meat Man, He's Pork and Dick!
Meat Man by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

meatcanyon 

a very interesting, funny, great, beautiful youtube animator who makes parody’s
person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES

person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny

person 1: gtfo
meatcanyon by user128947305 August 11, 2021
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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