Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not always play like that, a metalord always does.
"This metalord just pulled another op card, this is so dumb"
"Yeah, this is the third metalord I've played in a row, so I concede"
It's a steamy hot duke that after you shit it out, you standing staring in not an awe but rather a natural acceptance that well... you just took a shit.
A tastey delight that comes out of ones anus that could resemble meatloaf. Its taste depends on what the person who created the meatload ate 6-8 hours prior to the birth of the meatload.