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meatlord 

"ZAK, you are the MEATLORD"
meatlord by chrisbob October 10, 2006
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meatlord 

a man who takes too many meatloads
someone who luuuurves the meat.
dude, that guy over there? total. fucking. meatlord.
meatlord by Jiggins May 24, 2005
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meatload 

The condition of having too much cock in the mouth.
Because of Yosef’s meatload, he was unable to breath and passed out, whereupon cocks were drawn on his forehead.
meatload by PoopsMcG January 15, 2009

meatload 

1. blow job
2. miss-spelling of meatloaf.
'dude. that chick just took a meatload.'
(typing) 'are you going to the bat out of hell meatload tour?'
meatload by Jiggins April 30, 2005

Metalord 

Not to be mistaken with a metagamer, a metalord is a whole other level of scummy. They take all the things a metagamer does and crank it up to 11, and where a metagamer may not always play like that, a metalord always does.
"This metalord just pulled another op card, this is so dumb"

"Yeah, this is the third metalord I've played in a row, so I concede"
Metalord by EndMyLife September 8, 2016

Meat Lord 

It's a steamy hot duke that after you shit it out, you standing staring in not an awe but rather a natural acceptance that well... you just took a shit.
Well, there you have it... that hot steaming pile of shit... that's a meat lord.
Meat Lord by BMacAttack6969 August 8, 2011

meatload 

A tastey delight that comes out of ones anus that could resemble meatloaf. Its taste depends on what the person who created the meatload ate 6-8 hours prior to the birth of the meatload.
Whats for dinner mom?- Jill
MEATLOAD!!- Mother (Debbie
meatload by Jennnnnnnnnnnny D August 11, 2006
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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