meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024