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Meat burrito 

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
Meat burrito by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

Meaty Mexican burrito 

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.
Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

burrito meat 

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
Sick burrito meat, bro.
burrito meat by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Meat and Cheese burrito 

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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