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1. the maxium you can beat your meat

2. the maximum growth of ones penis
Robert reached his meatmax today.
Meatmax by Orgasm-Wood-Chipper October 16, 2006
Related Words

Meatmaxxing 

Inserting as much raw meat into your urethra as possible.
Aye man, I was meatmaxxing last night! That shit hurt like a bitch!
Meatmaxxing by Pluhhhman March 28, 2024

Meltmaxxing 

The act of pressing you head now onto your neck to give the illusion of having multiple chins/being overweight. The term and practice was coined by TikTok legend Cookie King, a well-known TikTok model.
"Wow look at Cookie King, he's meltmaxxing for his video!"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026