Meatmax

1. the maxium you can beat your meat

2. the maximum growth of ones penis
Robert reached his meatmax today.
by Orgasm-Wood-Chipper October 16, 2006
mugGet the Meatmaxmug.

Fugfest

After looking around at all the ugly girls at the party, Bob turned to Frank and said, "man what a fugfest."
by Orgasm-Wood-Chipper October 26, 2006
mugGet the Fugfestmug.